Order in the Court

I hold all of the winners for the New Yorker "cartoon caption contest" #176 in contempt.



My entry was okay:

Will the court reporter please read back the defendent's statement starting at "5, 4 3, 2, 1"

The finalists left me wanting to appeal:

• "This is what I get for convicting the janitor." - groan
  
  
• "For a divorce case, that went smoothly." - comci comca
  
  
• "Sorry about that—new gavel." - I object