Poorly Constructed

Boy, I really missed the point of The New Yorker's "Contest #181."  I honestly didn't notice that the workers were mistakenly building something that was supposed to look like Stonehenge.   

That said,  I still think mine works.

Caesar's crazy if he thinks we can build this in just one day.

Here are the winners (and I will refrain from my usual whining):

• "Tell me you kept the box and receipt." - gets my vote
  
  
  
• "Typical client—wants a damn Parthenon on a Stonehenge budget." - a tad too obvious
  
  
  
• "Dude, Athena's gonna be pissed." - not bad, not great