A Swing and a Miss

Once again, I struck out in The New Yorker's 298th "Cartoon Caption Contest."

But I still like mine best: 

"François, we're going to need another one of your fabulous sacrifice bundts."

The finalists:

• "O.K., we learned a lot this game, including you can't rush a soufflé." - I don't really see the baseball connection
  
  
• "First base wants to know if you have anything gluten-free." - Meh.
  
  
• "I trust you know what to do when you get to the plate." - A forced baseball reference at best.

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