Arts and Crap

Another of my ill-fated contributions to the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest (link)


Mine was okay: "Be careful Thad, you're complicating the Mondrian."

The actual winners below. The first one is pretty good. The rest, frankly, suck.

• "Excuse me—which way is Marcel Duchamp's urinal?"
  


• "Pardon me, can you draw clothes?"
  


• "Please, a sandwich, a piece of fruit, anything."