Feed a Fever and Starve a Cold

The only thing more frustrating than watching George Bush try to string together two sentences during his press conference on the Gonzales situation, was listening to Al Gore drone on and on yesterday at the Senate hearings on global warming.

His baby analogy was laughable:

"The planet has a fever," Gore said. "If your baby has a fever, you go to the doctor. If the doctor says you need to intervene here, you don't say, 'Well, I read a science fiction novel that told me it's not a problem.' If the crib's on fire, you don't speculate that the baby is flame retardant. You take action."