Monday, July 09, 2007

Sea of Love

"Plenty of Fish" (link), is an online dating site that I heard about on the radio. For laughs (honest) I decided to check it out (er...um...for a friend...really).

Anyway, here are a couple of ACTUAL photographs from two would-be "matches" that show what NOT to do when creating an account profile picture.

1) Take Your Time:

This guy must have been in a hurry because he left his trench coat on. It makes him look like the sadistic Nazi dentist played by Lawrence Olivier in "Marathon Man" (is it safe?).

Also, where did he take this picture? It looks like a hotel lobby.


2) Compose the Shot CAREFULLY:

This gal should have framed the shot so that her toilet was NOT visible. MOST digital cameras have a "cropping" feature (no pun intended) for just this purpose.

Nuff said.

1 comment:

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pmsl, love the guy in the trenchcoat, he really knows how to sell himself lol