Admittedly, my submission was a reworking of the punchline to a famous joke:
"I've been bringing it to work ever since the wife found it in my briefcase"But the three "winners" are PATHETIC:
- "I couldn't find a real naked woman to ride with me in the H.O.V. lane." - why would one NEED "a real naked woman" to ride with them in the H.O.V lane?
- "Hey, you teach C.P.R. your way, and I'll teach it mine." - mediocre AT BEST
- "She's my Seeing Eye doll." - that doesn't even make sense! And why is "Seeing Eye doll" capitalized?
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Okay, this was one that I was sure was a winner: "There was a time when I couldn't manage both this job and a relationship." I also submitted a backup that was close to one of the final selections: "It started as a scam for the carpool lane, but grew into something more." But nada. Jack squat. Apparently not sucky enough.
The humor in ALL of the "winners" was quite forced.
Mine, admittedly a punchline to a famous joke, was better than all of them.
Your first one (about managing a relationship) is the best.
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