I'll admit my entry was a bit weird:
Stay and I promise I'll control this feta, er, I mean fetish.
But the winners didn't exactly knock me down:
- Come sweater season, you'll be back. - has me knitting my brow
- You're the one who left your fertility drugs on the counter. - no weirder than mine, but not funny.
- Could you bring me back a goat? - baaaaad
2 comments:
I went with, "...as if your mother's place is any nicer."
Oh, I thought of another one:
"Sure, walk out. I'm not gonna let you get my goats."
Or something like that.
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