Monday, January 19, 2009

Order in the Court

I hold all of the winners for the New Yorker "cartoon caption contest" #176 in contempt.

My entry was okay:

Will the court reporter please read back the defendent's statement starting at "5, 4 3, 2, 1"
The finalists left me wanting to appeal:

  • "This is what I get for convicting the janitor." - groan

  • "For a divorce case, that went smoothly." - comci comca

  • "Sorry about that—new gavel." - I object

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