My Personal Ball and Chain

I think I got another bum rap from the New Yorker "Cartoon Caption Contest."

I liked my entry for #178:

"My cellmate doesn't understand me."

The winners:

• "If anybody calls, I'm not here." - good
  
  
  
• "I'd kill for some peanuts." - fair
  
  
  
• "Most men drink to escape. I escape to drink." - did nothing for me