Tuesday, January 30, 2007

CSI: The Real World

(script idea for a new cop show)

Announcer: Previously on "CSI: The Real World"...

Falconi: HEY STENKLE, I'm the Homicide investigator on this case, you're just the CSI team. Bag the evidence, give me the report and get out of my way!

Theme Music Leads Into Scene One...

Yellow crime scene tape is draped across the door of a prefabricated home in a "low rent" subdivision of Toledo, Ohio. The remains of a heavyset, middle-aged divorcee lays in the middle of a small living room cluttered with beer cans and old National Enquirers. She has apparently met with foul play. Stenkle and Jones, wearing latex gloves, investigate the area around her body.


Stenkle: Looks like a partial print on the whisky bottle.

Jones: Yeah, and I think there might be saliva on that cigarette in the ashtray.

Stenkle: We better let Falconi know, I think that's him pulling up right now...

Fade Out...

Announcer: Next week on "CSI: The Real World"...

Jones: Hey Stenkle, we're out of latex gloves and Q-tips.

Stenkle: DAMN!

End Credit Music Out...

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