Caption THIS!

The New Yorker magazine, which I find unreadable, is known for their cartoons. There was a great Seinfeld episode which centered around how obscure, pretentious, and unfunny these cartoons are.

Well, I stumbled across this weekly online contest where New Yorker readers can compete for prizes by captioning a blank cartoon. (link)

Here are two of my entries:

"We gave him a choice, fight a man eating tiger on a filing cabinet OR read one issue of the New Yorker cover to cover. "

"Next week instead playing "Human Whack a Mole" and hitting them on the head with a huge mallet, I'm going to make them read a copy of the New Yorker. "

I wonder if I'll win?