Everytime An Egg Breaks, An Angel Gets Its Wings

Because they're all mediocre (including mine), I'm not the least bit impressed with last week's Cartoon Caption Contest # 118 from the New Yorker. (link)



My entry: "Well, this still doesn't prove that eggs came first"

The "winners" as picked by the New Yorker:

• "Why did you think angels had wings?"
  
• "It's not the tedium. It's the uncertainty."
  
• "I always figured Hell would be less ironic."

Sorry, I think mine was better.