Send in The Clowns

Fair is fair. This week I can't complain about the New Yorker cartoon caption contest results:




My entry (which sucked) was "My wife wanted to hire Kelly Wearstler, but all we could afford was Emmett Kelly ."

(Kelly Wearstler was the most famous interior decorator I could find with the name "Kelly") .

The winners were:

• "Welcome to the greatest living room on Earth!"
  
  
• "My wife will be here any moment. She's loading herself into the cannon as we speak."
  


• The people who lived here before had lions."

Okay...these were funnier.