Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Send in The Clowns

Fair is fair. This week I can't complain about the New Yorker cartoon caption contest results:




My entry (which sucked) was "My wife wanted to hire Kelly Wearstler, but all we could afford was Emmett Kelly ."

(Kelly Wearstler was the most famous interior decorator I could find with the name "Kelly") .

The winners were:
  • "Welcome to the greatest living room on Earth!"

  • "My wife will be here any moment. She's loading herself into the cannon as we speak."

  • The people who lived here before had lions."
Okay...these were funnier.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

again, none of them are funny. They really ought to hire someone to do the captions. Here is an idea, Hire a comedian.