Snow Job

My entrees to the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest # 130 got a frosty reception.



My two submissions:

• "You should have seen what he wanted to do with the carrot."


• "Does this make me look fat?"

The winners (which left me cold):

• "He has a summer job as a scarecrow."


• "It's all the witness-protection program would offer him."


• "It's mostly water weight."