Monday, May 24, 2010

Shear Nonsense

The New Yorker's Cartoon Caption Contest (#240) left me feeling clipped.

I actually liked mine best:
"Norm, I left another message with the pharmacist about your Cialis dosage."
The winners, on the other hand, tried too hard (pun intended):
  • "That's it. I'm returning those narciscissors today!" - ha ha, what a cut-up (NOT)

  • "Keep going—it's starting to turn me on." - eh

  • "I wish you’d go back to doing self-portraits." - isn't that what he is doing?

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