Screwed Again

I'll leave it up to you...

Last week's "Caption Contest" from The New Yorker : (link)


My losing entry was: "Domestic Violence."

Here are the submissions that made the cut.

• “Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb'.”
  
  
• "The time is 11:59. You have one minute to check out."
  
  
• “I can fluff your pillow the easy way or the hard way.”

As usual, I don't think any of the "winners" are funny.