My entry was:
"Number five please take off your cap."
I humbly submit that this captured the aburdity of the situation depicted in the cartoon better than ANY of the finalists listed below.
- "I'm six feet tall if I stand on my toes." - I don't think that any of the five are supposed to be talking. But even if I grant that the girl is the one speaking (I guess she could be), her comment is, at best, mediocre.
- "O.K., now we'd like to see No. 4 in the tutu." - why?
- "These were winnowed down from a group of thirty-seven using DNA testing." - did the New Yorker judges REALLY laugh at this?
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