Contaminated Comix

The material that came in for The New Yorker's "Cartoon Caption Contest" #134 was hazardous.


My two entries:

• "Not tonight, I'm having a meltdown."
  
  
• "Did you lock the front plutonium chamber door?"

Here is the list of winners:

• "Don't sexual fantasies usually involve sex at some point?" --- BORING
  
  
• "Next time can we just get flu shots like everyone else?" --- It's okay, but sort of off base for the cartoon.
  
  
• "Not tonight, dear. I have acute radiation poisoning." --- similar to one of mine, but I prefer mine.