Monday, July 14, 2008

Eraserhead

The judges weren't very sharp in selecting winners for The New Yorker "Caption Context #151."

In fact, I've never seen a LAMER bunch!



My entry is better than ANY of The New Yorker's picks:
"Flanders, I distinctly remember asking you to order 2000 cases of Number 2 pencils, NOT the other way around."

The finalists:
  • "Let's continue this discussion over a hot barrel of coffee." - LAME


  • "But I have to warn you, carpal tunnel here is a bitch." - might be funny IF it were about a giant keyboard

  • "'How many accountants does it take to sharpen a pencil?' you ask? In this case five." - Makes me think that they just pick 'em out of a hat

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