Saturday, April 18, 2009

A Moving Violation

This is a useless, yet perfect, story: one of the neighbors who complained about this couple's loud love-making was partially deaf and the husband "escaped prosecution because he was less noisy than his more enthusiastic wife."


Noisy sex recordings played in court

A WOMAN has been slapped with an Antisocial Behaviour Order after magistrates were forced to sit through tapes of her loud love-making sessions.

Caroline Cartwright, 47, was also fined £515 after being found guilty of breaching a noise abatement notice served on her after 25 complaints to police about her marathon sex romps with husband Steve.

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