Monday, July 27, 2009

Devil's Due

I feel like telling The New Yorker to go to hell after seeing the results of the 200th "Cartoon Caption" contest.

My submission fit the cartoon AND wasn't obvious:

"The big guy wants you to show him how to use his new iPhone."
The winners were ALL mediocre (at best):
  • "Oh, yeah, we go way back." - the receptionist is the one doing the talking AND it's not a funny line

  • "He says he is known by many names." - weak

  • "Sir, the competition is here to discuss the merger." - sucks

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