Devil's Due

I feel like telling The New Yorker to go to hell after seeing the results of the 200th "Cartoon Caption" contest.

My submission fit the cartoon AND wasn't obvious:

"The big guy wants you to show him how to use his new iPhone."

The winners were ALL mediocre (at best):

• "Oh, yeah, we go way back." - the receptionist is the one doing the talking AND it's not a funny line
  
  
• "He says he is known by many names." - weak
  
  
• "Sir, the competition is here to discuss the merger." - sucks