Sunk

As usual, the 199th New Yorker's "Cartoon Caption" contest left me breathless.

My entry:

"Well, just what does SCOTUS mean then?"

Okay, I guess the guy in the picture is dressed for snorkeling not SCUBA diving. But I hold the "winners" in contempt nonetheless:

• “You think Alcatraz can hold me?” - sucks
  
  
• "Go ahead, waterboard me." - sucks
  
  
• “Well, the menu did say ‘Choose your own lobster.’” - sucks