Air Farce

I'm once again waved off by The New Yorker's "Cartoon Caption" contest (#197).




My entry was closer to the spirit of the weird and limiting illustration:

"I don't know how female pilots land in those things"

I thought it was better than the first two finalists:

• "She thinks her bomb bay makes her look fat.” - okay, I suppose
  
  
• "It's a pretty good aircraft, except that it keeps nagging you to ask for directions.” - does nothing for me
  
  
• "She's a lover, not a fighter." - not bad, not bad at all