Bored Room

I didn't get a charge out of the results of the 246th New Yorker "Cartoon Caption" contest.

My entry was:

"You'll find that our concept of a 'golden parachute' is very unique for this industry."

Here are the winners:

• "And this is our new incentive plan." - that one is okay, but mine was better
  


• "Or we go to Plan B and slip something in his coffee." - how did THAT get in the final three?
  


• "Your father's last wish was for you to succeed him as chairman." - I get the joke, but it just ain't funny